Friday 6 September 2019

Grrrrly Grrrrlzzz


                                                 can't live with 'em - can't live without 'em! 

                                                                         EH? MEH! 


 
Grrrrrrrr...!!! They gone with BLADES again...!!! GRRRR!!! 
Maybe a SOX GRRL will tuck me in...? 
 

 WTF... PEPSI?!? 
 

 ahh... that's mmmorrre like it! 
 

It;s gotta a B-lady... or a Celtic... or a Pat! 
Or a Sock, sure... HUH? 
What do I see WICKAH comin' this way NOW?!?
 


AH...!
AHHHHH!!!
... THAT's NO angel - GRRR!
OH - A CELTIC!
HUH???
AHHHHHH!!!!



THE LITTLE INDIAN HEAD
RIGHT ABOVER HER... AHHHHH!!!
Can't take much more o'this...
... a lot o' sufferin, alright...!!!
OHHH! A BRUIN LADY!!!
... FOLLOWED BY A... GRRRRRRR!!!
... OK - now that's Better!
YES - THEY ARE!
YES!!
NO!!!
... HUH?!?
???
... is that a Patriot?
NO!!!
SHE'S NO ANGEL!
YES!!!
 SEE, NOW - THAT IS A LIE!
SHE'S NO CUB - SHE'S ALL GROWN-UP!
NFL AFTER DARK...???
WHAT - A QUACK NOW?!?
MISS GENERIC!
LESBIAN BASEBALL:
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN!!
JUDD...??? NO!!!!
OH THANK GOD SHE'S BAAACK...
... WITH A FRRRIEND...
...AND ANOTHER FRRRIEND...
... AND ANOTHERR - WOW
WHAT EYES SHE HAS!!!
WHAT - A SINFUL SEN??? 
AND IT WAS GOING SO WELL...
NOOOO!!! 
NO GRRRLZZ OF OURS WOULD EVER STOMACH THIS!!!
OK - NOW I'M MAD!

"Calm down, Ty - I'm here..."
Alyssa MILANO? 
You like the Sox - AND the Bruins too!
"Yes - I do! And I brought more FRRRIENDS, too!"
oh - yes!
YES!
YES! YESSSS!!! 
(SHE EVEN SKATES!!!)
WHAT... who the hell is that now?!?
NO!
NO!!!
no-no-no-no... WE BEAT YA!!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 NO SCRWIN' ARRROUND WITHIN DA DIVISION!!!
NOOOOOO - 
GET OUT O'HERE, ORANGE GRRRLL!!!
GET YOUR ASS OUT O'HERE 
NOW!!!
Ahhhh...!
*PHEW!*
ALL is well that endzzz WELL!
 What?

What double standard? 
There's no "double standard" here...!!! 
GET OUT OF HERE - YA LOUSY BUM!!!
 
I just know what I want - and I know how to get it!

#BOSTON
RULES