Wednesday, 4 July 2018

July The Fourth Be With Ya...?!?

I know, I know... 
May The Fourth is about STAR WARS 
but, now, the 4th of July 
stands to have an even *greater
sci-fi, nerdy-techy ring to it...

What, with INDEPENDENCE DAY 


and, now, with the USA #SpaceForce 
coming on oh-so-strong 
(Boston Strong...?)  
(Yeah - just ship off a Bostonian contingent 
right into space already: NKOTB...  
our old friend RenĂ© Rancourt 
-hey, he's retired now; he's available!-
And Marky Mark - bet he can't wait 
to meet them Space POTA Monkeys 
and feed them Wahlburgers!!!) 
*ROTFLMBO*


SEE? 

THE 4TH OF JULY 
IS ALREADY 
BIGGER 
-MUCH BIGGER- 
THAN 
"MAY THE FOURTH"

 Don't take it from ME; 
take it from HER:

 "Red Sox have bigger BATS 
in July than they do in May...!" 

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

We`re BA-ACK

WE`RE WINNING AGAIN!

YEAHHHHHHHH!!!



Three things must be causing this on Causeway here: 

Don and Cam fired Da Clod... 

Coach Cassidy was just what we needed

and... the Pats inspired us



Gotta be the Pats -
`cause it sure ain`t the Blades this year...!

Sorry, babes... u sucked in 2016 
And u sucked in 2017 too!
Last place in a 5-team league...
Ugh!!!
Can`t believe ya won da Cup in 2013, was it...
- Clarkson Cup, but still... it was a cup!
Oh well... maybe next year, eh?

Saturday, 28 January 2017

What Da Frag FB...?!?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 
FACEBOOK LET ME DOWN AGAIN...
OR WAS IT SOMEONE ELSE...
 ???

So it`s All-Star weekend in da NHL Universe...
Brad ``Little Ball Of Hate`` is there...
Beloved Caryn Switaj, of BostonBruins.com, is there too...
They are there LIVE from... er... wherever that boring,
overhyped All-Barf Game is going to be played...!!!
AH`M NOT EVEN WATCHING IT!!!
... much less da ``skills competition``... ha!
DA DAY THEY INTRODUCE COMPETITIONS
SPOTLIGHTING REAL HOCKEY SKILLS
-such as fighting... crosschecking... more fighting...
slamming da opponent into da boards - harrrrrd -
and a bench-clearing brawl competition with that-
THAT WILL BE DA DAY AH WATCH THIS CRRRRRAP!
ANYWAY...

Here ah was watching this... LIVE... via Facebook...
and THIS HAPPENED:

AH WAS WATCHING THIS...!
AH WAS WATCHING THIS...!!!
AND, ALL OF A SUDDEN... IT STOPPED!! 
AND IT NEVER CAME BACK ON!!!
(well, okay, ah just gave up on it like... in ten seconds flat.
HEY - it`s already 10 WHOLE SECONDS that I will 
NEVER GET BACK HERE... DUH!!!
NOT counting da time it took
for me to BLOG about it!!!)

CARYN...
MR SHORTY...
HOW COULD YOU???