Centennial

 Dunno about ya, but 

ALL *I* WANT 

FOR THE 100TH 

ANNIVERSARY 

OF THE 

BOSTON 

BRUINS

is 

100

WINS!

Yeah, sure; 

they can include 

16, sweet 16 

in the playoffs! 

LOL

ENUFF!!!

 

AH'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! 

There are morons out there 

TOTALLY CLUELESS CLODS 

(probably Claudes - from Montreal!) 

WHO DARE TO SAY THAT 

THERE SHOULD BE NO 

COMPARISONS 

BETWEEN THE OLD 

RECORD-HOLDERS 

(from '77 or sumthin' - scabs!) 

AND THE BRAND *NEW* 

RECORD-HOLDERS 

AND WINNINGEST 

HOCKEY TEAM EVER 

THE 2022-23 BOSTON BRUINS  

 

LISTEN UP - MORONS!!! 

IN 1977, THE NHL ONLY HAD 

2 OR 3 GOOD TEAMS - 

AND A WHOLE LOT OF 

CLUNKERS! 

THE CANADIENS 

ESTABLISHED THEIR RECORD 

BY PILING UP THE WINS 

AGAINST SUB-PAR 

COMPETITION --- 

AND THEN THEY HAD TO FIGHT 

AGAINST WORTHY 

OPPONENTS 

LIKE BOSTON 

(AND... WHO ELSE???) 

FOR THE CUP. 

 

IN 2023, THE NHL 

IS VASTLY DIFFERENT: 

IT'S THE ERA OF PARITY 

*EVERYONE* MATCHES UP 

WELL WITH EVERYONE ELSE! 

EVERY SINGLE GAME 

IS A HARD-FOUGHT WIN; 

AND THE BOSTON BRUINS 

NOT ONLY EQUALED 

THE SCABS' RECORD 

IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES 

BUT IMPROVED ON IT TOO!  

 

THE GREATEST 

REGULAR SEASON 

 ***EVER*** 

IS ALL THE BRUINS 

NOW 

AND THE FLUKEY 

LOSSES IN OVERTIME 

THAT COST THEM 

A CUP AFTERWARDS 

DO NOT MEAN 

SQUAT!

NOT AS FAR AS THE 

RECORD IS CONCERNED 

-- NO YOU CLODS! 

NO!!!!!

 

YOU'RE RIGHT 

ON ONE THING THOUGH; 

WHEN YOU SAY 

"TO STOP COMPARING" 

--- YEAH... 

BECAUSE 1977 

WAS THE PREHISTORIC 

PRIMITIVE AGES! 

2023 

IS THE ERA 

OF THE MODERN 

NATIONAL 

(er, international really) 

(but barely - there's only 

a few teams up north...!) 

HOCKEY LEAGUE 

WHERE THE TALENT 

IS WELL-SPREAD 

THROUGH ALL THE TEAMS 

MAKING FOR A MUCH 

BETTER LEAGUE 

IN TERMS OF 

SUSTAINABILITY... 

BUSINESS IS BETTER. 

MUCH BETTER 

THAN WHEN THE SCABS 

"RULED" ALLEGEDLY!!! 

SO YES --- 

STOP COMPARING 

THE DARK SCABS AGES 

TO THE BRIGHT 

NEW LEAGUE! 

 

...according to Gary Bettman, yes. 

Only problem *I* got with it 

is that Bettman... his brass... 

A LOT OF MORONS OUT THERE... 

so evidently do not want to see 

BOSTON WIN

 

YOU'RE 

GONNA PAY 

YOU BASTARDS!!

Ty's Fav'rits

 

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