July The Fourth Be With Ya...?!?

I know, I know... 

May The Fourth is about STAR WARS 

but, now, the 4th of July 

stands to have an even *greater* 

sci-fi, nerdy-techy ring to it...

What, with INDEPENDENCE DAY 

and, now, with the USA #SpaceForce 

coming on oh-so-strong 

(Boston Strong...?)  

(Yeah - just ship off a Bostonian contingent 

right into space already: NKOTB...  

our old friend René Rancourt 

-hey, he's retired now; he's available!-

And Marky Mark - bet he can't wait 

to meet them Space POTA Monkeys 

and feed them Wahlburgers!!!) 

*ROTFLMBO*

SEE? 

THE 4TH OF JULY 

IS ALREADY 

BIGGER 

-MUCH BIGGER- 

THAN 

"MAY THE FOURTH"

 Don't take it from ME; 

take it from HER:

 "Red Sox have bigger BATS 

in July than they do in May...!" 

What Da Frag FB...?!?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

FACEBOOK LET ME DOWN AGAIN...

OR WAS IT SOMEONE ELSE...

 ???

So it`s All-Star weekend in da NHL Universe...
Brad ``Little Ball Of Hate`` is there...
Beloved Caryn Switaj, of BostonBruins.com, is there too...
They are there LIVE from... er... wherever that boring,
overhyped All-Barf Game is going to be played...!!!
AH`M NOT EVEN WATCHING IT!!!
... much less da ``skills competition``... ha!
DA DAY THEY INTRODUCE COMPETITIONS
SPOTLIGHTING REAL HOCKEY SKILLS
-such as fighting... crosschecking... more fighting...
slamming da opponent into da boards - harrrrrd -
and a bench-clearing brawl competition with that-
THAT WILL BE DA DAY AH WATCH THIS CRRRRRAP!
ANYWAY...

Here ah was watching this... LIVE... via Facebook...
and THIS HAPPENED:

AH WAS WATCHING THIS...!

AH WAS WATCHING THIS...!!!

AND, ALL OF A SUDDEN... IT STOPPED!! 

AND IT NEVER CAME BACK ON!!!

(well, okay, ah just gave up on it like... in ten seconds flat.

HEY - it`s already 10 WHOLE SECONDS that I will 

NEVER GET BACK HERE... DUH!!!
NOT counting da time it took
for me to BLOG about it!!!)

CARYN...

MR SHORTY...

HOW COULD YOU???

It's a SAD, SAD DAY... in West Virginia?!?

MEH... can't find da song ah have in mind here...

THIS WILL DO...