Friday, 9 January 2026

Tuesday, 6 January 2026

Grrrrrrrr

 

Didn't DARE to TWEET on TyTheBEAR... 

 

as reported on
 CBC.CA News

 

Too controversial a stand, huh?

BUT... HEY! 

WHAT ABOUT 

ANIMAL RIGHTS, 

HUH? 

AND THE RIGHT TO 

A FAIR TRIAL... 

THE TRUE CULPRITS HERE 

ARRRE THE HUMANS 

INVOLVED, ANYWAY...

THE DOGS' HUMANS... 

...maybe the 13 year-old too... 

They're not innocent angels, 

13 year-old BOYS... 

...usually...

...just sayin'...

 




 OK... OK... OK...


rest in pieces 

all four of you 

 

,,, 

Friday, 2 January 2026

BA-A-ACK!

 


 PATS ARE BACK 

CELTS ARE BACK 

BRUINS ARE BACK

and Bill...

 


 Bill is on his back!

 

ROTFLMBO

 

...

Tuesday, 18 February 2025

Mmmbrrrr...

 That's a GROAN sound - nothing about my groin!!! 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...!!! 


Times are tough - nothing is the same 

...the shame... 

It ain't 2011 ANYMORE... 

Ah'm thinking of dropping the Bs... 

And hop on THE FLEET instead!

 


MY NEW TEAM! 

 


 

Better than the PRIDE! 

Faster than the BLADES! 

 - THE BOSTON FLEET - 

ALL THE WAY! 

WOO!  


 



 

Sorry Blades! 

It just couldn't last... 


 

...leave the memories alone...


...PROUD...




THAT WAS THEN 

THIS IS NOW: 







...on top of that, it's the goalie's B-DAY 

 


 (back-up goalie, sure --- but still!) 


 I like her!


Wednesday, 1 January 2025

Ty's PLAYLISTS

 "Ty is a PLAYA" 

wrote some wretched jabroni once - about me! 

 

 

Alright, then! 

And here are the playlists!!! 

(some of them, anyway)
 






 

mmmmmmbbbrrrrrrrrrrrr... 

seems like they won't let me embed, here, my list of 

FAV'RITS. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Bummer.


















































...if that's the way it's gonna be, YouTube...

Ah'll throw in a few extra playlists then!!!





























...

Saturday, 6 January 2024

Centennial

 Dunno about ya, but 

ALL *I* WANT 

FOR THE 100TH 

ANNIVERSARY 

OF THE 

BOSTON 

BRUINS

is 

100

WINS!



Yeah, sure; 

they can include 

16, sweet 16 

in the playoffs! 

LOL

Saturday, 3 June 2023

ENUFF!!!

 

AH'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! 

There are morons out there 

TOTALLY CLUELESS CLODS 

(probably Claudes - from Montreal!) 

WHO DARE TO SAY THAT 

THERE SHOULD BE NO 

COMPARISONS 

BETWEEN THE OLD 

RECORD-HOLDERS 

(from '77 or sumthin' - scabs!) 

AND THE BRAND *NEW* 

RECORD-HOLDERS 

AND WINNINGEST 

HOCKEY TEAM EVER 

THE 2022-23 BOSTON BRUINS  

 


LISTEN UP - MORONS!!! 

IN 1977, THE NHL ONLY HAD 

2 OR 3 GOOD TEAMS - 

AND A WHOLE LOT OF 

CLUNKERS! 

THE CANADIENS 

ESTABLISHED THEIR RECORD 

BY PILING UP THE WINS 

AGAINST SUB-PAR 

COMPETITION --- 

AND THEN THEY HAD TO FIGHT 

AGAINST WORTHY 

OPPONENTS 

LIKE BOSTON 

(AND... WHO ELSE???) 

FOR THE CUP. 

 


IN 2023, THE NHL 

IS VASTLY DIFFERENT: 

IT'S THE ERA OF PARITY 

*EVERYONE* MATCHES UP 

WELL WITH EVERYONE ELSE! 

EVERY SINGLE GAME 

IS A HARD-FOUGHT WIN; 

AND THE BOSTON BRUINS 

NOT ONLY EQUALED 

THE SCABS' RECORD 

IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES 

BUT IMPROVED ON IT TOO!  

 


THE GREATEST 

REGULAR SEASON 

 ***EVER*** 

IS ALL THE BRUINS 

NOW 

AND THE FLUKEY 

LOSSES IN OVERTIME 

THAT COST THEM 

A CUP AFTERWARDS 

DO NOT MEAN 

SQUAT!

NOT AS FAR AS THE 

RECORD IS CONCERNED 

-- NO YOU CLODS! 

NO!!!!!

 


YOU'RE RIGHT 

ON ONE THING THOUGH; 

WHEN YOU SAY 

"TO STOP COMPARING" 

--- YEAH... 

BECAUSE 1977 

WAS THE PREHISTORIC 

PRIMITIVE AGES! 

2023 

IS THE ERA 

OF THE MODERN 

NATIONAL 

(er, international really) 

(but barely - there's only 

a few teams up north...!) 

HOCKEY LEAGUE 

WHERE THE TALENT 

IS WELL-SPREAD 

THROUGH ALL THE TEAMS 

MAKING FOR A MUCH 

BETTER LEAGUE 

IN TERMS OF 

SUSTAINABILITY... 

BUSINESS IS BETTER. 

MUCH BETTER 

THAN WHEN THE SCABS 

"RULED" ALLEGEDLY!!! 

SO YES --- 

STOP COMPARING 

THE DARK SCABS AGES 

TO THE BRIGHT 

NEW LEAGUE! 

 



...according to Gary Bettman, yes. 

Only problem *I* got with it 

is that Bettman... his brass... 

A LOT OF MORONS OUT THERE... 

so evidently do not want to see 

BOSTON WIN

 

YOU'RE 

GONNA PAY 

YOU BASTARDS!!

Saturday, 11 September 2021

20 Years

 

Yeah - sure, we will...

but, DAMN... 20 years since and... 

things have gotten WORSE - not better!!! 

 











 
 
 ...but, considering that we all thought 
-for a second, at least- 
that that was the beginning of 
WORLD WAR III 
AND THE END OF THE WORLD 
as we knew it... I suppose that 
we're doing just fine, still... uh? 

 
 
...earlier in 2001 it was the end of 
WCW - so we couldn't have a 
"World War 3" Pay-Per-View 
with 60 wrestlers in 3 rings 
even if we wanted to...!!! 
 

 
 
...so it was because we lost WCW 
that we didn't get a proper 
resolution to this whole 9/11 thing 
like we were supposed to...!!! 
(Like we never got a proper resolution 
IF YOU WILL... to the nWo saga!!!) 
 

#BEARflawlessLOGIC
 


Tuesday, 15 September 2020

BEAR WITH ME? MEH...

 BOW BEFORE ME

*NOW!!!* 

                              ...good grrrrrl...!

 

You wanna get SMAHT with me, Marcus Aggrrippus...HUH? 

You wanna get SMAHT with TY BERIUS THE THIRD...??? 

NOT a good idea... grrrrrrrrrrr!!! 

I eat boyds like ya for breakfast - since... er... 2013...? 

ANYWAY...!!! 




                              I AM WOKE!!!

 (HEY - I DID GO FOR BROKE - RRRRIGHT?)

HIBERNATION is not for another few m... weeks, yeah!


... got a few things out there that still got my... interest, yeah... grrrrrr! 

AND I ALWAYS HAVE... MY MEMORIES.






Wednesday, 19 August 2020

Friday, 6 September 2019

Grrrrly Grrrrlzzz


                                                 can't live with 'em - can't live without 'em! 

                                                                         EH? MEH! 


 
Grrrrrrrr...!!! They gone with BLADES again...!!! GRRRR!!! 
Maybe a SOX GRRL will tuck me in...? 
 

 WTF... PEPSI?!? 
 

 ahh... that's mmmorrre like it! 
 

It;s gotta a B-lady... or a Celtic... or a Pat! 
Or a Sock, sure... HUH? 
What do I see WICKAH comin' this way NOW?!?
 


AH...!
AHHHHH!!!
... THAT's NO angel - GRRR!
OH - A CELTIC!
HUH???
AHHHHHH!!!!



THE LITTLE INDIAN HEAD
RIGHT ABOVER HER... AHHHHH!!!
Can't take much more o'this...
... a lot o' sufferin, alright...!!!
OHHH! A BRUIN LADY!!!
... FOLLOWED BY A... GRRRRRRR!!!
... OK - now that's Better!
YES - THEY ARE!
YES!!
NO!!!
... HUH?!?
???
... is that a Patriot?
NO!!!
SHE'S NO ANGEL!
YES!!!
 SEE, NOW - THAT IS A LIE!
SHE'S NO CUB - SHE'S ALL GROWN-UP!
NFL AFTER DARK...???
WHAT - A QUACK NOW?!?
MISS GENERIC!
LESBIAN BASEBALL:
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN!!
JUDD...??? NO!!!!
OH THANK GOD SHE'S BAAACK...
... WITH A FRRRIEND...
...AND ANOTHER FRRRIEND...
... AND ANOTHERR - WOW
WHAT EYES SHE HAS!!!
WHAT - A SINFUL SEN??? 
AND IT WAS GOING SO WELL...
NOOOO!!! 
NO GRRRLZZ OF OURS WOULD EVER STOMACH THIS!!!
OK - NOW I'M MAD!

"Calm down, Ty - I'm here..."
Alyssa MILANO? 
You like the Sox - AND the Bruins too!
"Yes - I do! And I brought more FRRRIENDS, too!"
oh - yes!
YES!
YES! YESSSS!!! 
(SHE EVEN SKATES!!!)
WHAT... who the hell is that now?!?
NO!
NO!!!
no-no-no-no... WE BEAT YA!!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 NO SCRWIN' ARRROUND WITHIN DA DIVISION!!!
NOOOOOO - 
GET OUT O'HERE, ORANGE GRRRLL!!!
GET YOUR ASS OUT O'HERE 
NOW!!!
Ahhhh...!
*PHEW!*
ALL is well that endzzz WELL!
 What?

What double standard? 
There's no "double standard" here...!!! 
GET OUT OF HERE - YA LOUSY BUM!!!
 
I just know what I want - and I know how to get it!

#BOSTON
RULES